Transferring to a new (and better) position/department at work starting this Monday. Turns out my new manager drives a tricked out Rubicon with a bumper sticker that reads: HUMMER RECOVERY TEAM

 

ROFL, tell him you secretly drive a Prius.

 

Get a new bumper sticker that says "Jeep Extraction Vehicle" and park next to him. Let him know you are also after his job !!!!!

 

This is great!

 

I wouldn't say a thing. I would just get the sticker below and park next to him everyday!

 

awesome!

 

i saw an ugly @&& land rover with one of those bumper stickers.... i like the hummer bumper sticker.

 

If you want one PM theBroken he sells them!

 

Do a really great job at your new position (congrats) and work your way up the ladder.
When you out rank your new and current manager, you can give him all the c**p you want
and he will (should) be more respectful of you and your great H3
Hell, maybe he'll even buy one to be like you

 

I think I would tell him some time that you really wanted a Jeep, but couldn't afford one so you bought a Hummer.

That will drive him nuts, trying to figure out what you meant by that, but he will almost think it might have been a compliment.