I'm just about to take the stage to speak about women's health to a bunch of desparate housewife's. I'm not kidding. Problem is that my PR girl, didn't tell me about how many women are coming, so I'm not that prepared. LOL!! Time to improvise. LOL!!

 

Hey do a little ice breaker with a few Blonde jokes..that will get you their good side

 

Good luck Joe.

 

Desperate housewives are my favorite kind of housewife.

 

Here's one to get you started.


Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.

Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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If you look like Patrick Dempsey their not gonna be listening to what you say anyway! [8D] You'll do just fine!!

Good Luck!!

 

GOOD LUCK.





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LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hmmm...desperate housewives eh? What makes ya think they are desperate? LOL..Don't worry as we "desperate housewives" would be too busy staring at you and undressing you with our eyes to hear a word you are saying anyway. [sm=drlove.gif]

 

Missed out on wishing you luck.....so how did it go??