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Two Arab families who hadn't seen each other in years met at the local market. "Hi! How's your family?" "Fine. How's yours?" "Let me show you a picture. This boy is my youngest and the other is my oldest. He's a martyr now."
"Gosh, they blow up so fast nowadays!"
"Gosh, they blow up so fast nowadays!"
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MY DAD IS A FATHER
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book andnoticedhe had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore hiscollar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father ofmany."
The boy said, "My dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and hedoesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" andwent back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over andsaid, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of yourCollar.
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book andnoticedhe had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore hiscollar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father ofmany."
The boy said, "My dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and hedoesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" andwent back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over andsaid, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of yourCollar.
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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the tv and then threw out my beer.
She's such a bitch....
She got up, unplugged the tv and then threw out my beer.
She's such a bitch....
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-95 south, just outside of
Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened , What's the hold
up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry.
They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to
car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."