JOKES
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Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 59
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ORIGINAL: Lane
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
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Joined: May 2006
Posts: 16,711
RE: JOKES
ORIGINAL: Lane
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
GOOD ONE!!!!!
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Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 3,150
RE: JOKES
ORIGINAL: Misster
What do a 9v battery and a woman's backside have in common ?
You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you'll put your tongue in both...
What do a 9v battery and a woman's backside have in common ?
You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you'll put your tongue in both...
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,300
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THE BROKEN MOWER
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed . But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.