H3 from Oz
ORIGINAL: hma03
I just wish when people talk about "the #$%@head in the Hummer at Landcruiser" they would nominate a colour to differentiate us.
I just wish when people talk about "the #$%@head in the Hummer at Landcruiser" they would nominate a colour to differentiate us.
Now that is some funny shlt right there.
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I bet 'ol Skippy wishes he would have
flattered your **** off by copying your decision to addOEM Rock Rails.........



Funny part is, I have the exact same thing here in Texas with some dude that goes by "Hummer Driver". Only
difference is, both rigs are black. I have at least one false sighting a week where I am supposedly dropping
off kids at the probation officer, frequenting massage parlors or other adult entertainment venues as well as
various and sundry "Free clinics". I still say I need to go by his place and paint a big 'ol lime green "R" on both
sides of his truck so people can tell 'em apart.
Mate that is hilarious.
We were offroading last wekend and some trail bike guys were coming the other way and my mate said to one of them...watch out, a Hummer is about to come up and the trail bike guy said...not the ******** who was at Landcruiser and dropped it on the stump!!
You are obviously a man of great integrity and honour who would firstly have the good sense to use a mates car and secondly,go in the rear entrance of those sorts of places anyway!!!!!!
Mate you are not sneaking in anywhere in a Hummer not noticed in Oz!!!!!
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We were offroading last wekend and some trail bike guys were coming the other way and my mate said to one of them...watch out, a Hummer is about to come up and the trail bike guy said...not the ******** who was at Landcruiser and dropped it on the stump!!
You are obviously a man of great integrity and honour who would firstly have the good sense to use a mates car and secondly,go in the rear entrance of those sorts of places anyway!!!!!!
Mate you are not sneaking in anywhere in a Hummer not noticed in Oz!!!!!
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So...You are saying, Skippy has a reputation and it precedes him.......
As for my situation, there is that upside of blaming all manner of improprieties
on poor 'ol Hummer Driver........Really boss, that wasn't me at the Ball Park,
it was the dude in THAT OTHER Hummerthat looks like mine.....I guess it can
work both ways.
BTW: Just got done reading about one of your down under brethren who flew
into Melbourne picked up his new (Yankee Trash) H2 and drove it 4125 KM home to Perth.
Had some pretty nice pictures......

As for my situation, there is that upside of blaming all manner of improprieties
on poor 'ol Hummer Driver........Really boss, that wasn't me at the Ball Park,
it was the dude in THAT OTHER Hummerthat looks like mine.....I guess it can
work both ways.
BTW: Just got done reading about one of your down under brethren who flew
into Melbourne picked up his new (Yankee Trash) H2 and drove it 4125 KM home to Perth.
Had some pretty nice pictures......
LOL What a great read so far. Hi Guys, Yet another lad from downunder. 
This is so funny, why you ask
Well hang on and I'll tell ya all about it.
I was also at the same 4wd park the same weekend as the silver H3 and the yellow one were there. I can tell you that the yellow one won't last long the way that guy drives it. It's all go go go. [:'(]
I watched the Silver one go up this trail then I watched the yellow one a little later go up the same one. Man what a differance. The guy in the yellow H3 is all look at me , hey everyone look at me.
. This guy really is a show pony.
Anyway I really like the looks of the H3. Hope to catch up with the Silver H3 on the trail soon.

This is so funny, why you ask
Well hang on and I'll tell ya all about it.I was also at the same 4wd park the same weekend as the silver H3 and the yellow one were there. I can tell you that the yellow one won't last long the way that guy drives it. It's all go go go. [:'(]
I watched the Silver one go up this trail then I watched the yellow one a little later go up the same one. Man what a differance. The guy in the yellow H3 is all look at me , hey everyone look at me.
. This guy really is a show pony. Anyway I really like the looks of the H3. Hope to catch up with the Silver H3 on the trail soon.
Thanks guys. Nice to see another Aussie on here as well. He certainly got lots of comments if that was what he was after that weekend. Mind you I think most of them were not so complimentary when he left the park on the back of a tow truck.
Gunner I can understand the bloke with the H2. I wasn't quite so bad but I Live in Brisbane,flew to Melbourne, picked up the H3 and drove the 2,000kms back! I think it is a combination of an disturbing national trait probably fueled by the Beer companies and a shortage of Hummers in Oz.
MAybe you can convince the local authorities that the parking tickets and speeding fines are a case of mistaken identity and are really his. They probably know him from the probation office and vice squads anyway!!
And by the way, when are you blokes going to start playing footy without all that padding???
Gunner I can understand the bloke with the H2. I wasn't quite so bad but I Live in Brisbane,flew to Melbourne, picked up the H3 and drove the 2,000kms back! I think it is a combination of an disturbing national trait probably fueled by the Beer companies and a shortage of Hummers in Oz.
MAybe you can convince the local authorities that the parking tickets and speeding fines are a case of mistaken identity and are really his. They probably know him from the probation office and vice squads anyway!!
And by the way, when are you blokes going to start playing footy without all that padding???
hma03 I can't beleive you would not stick up for a fellow hummer driver? After all we all have accidents. It doesn't matter what 4wd park you go to there is cars with dents in them, damaged parts,blown cvs , uni bearings etc. It doesn't matter how tough you build a machine there comes a time where it is going to fail, a driver is no different this is why the best 4wd drivers in the world have crashes (they are called accidents for a reason) no one wants to damage their cars and they feel bad enough they don't need people bagging them. I just hope you don't get the same criticism when you dent your car, because you will that is what it is all about!! pushing the limits how far can you go ?? If this is not the case buy yourself a hyundai getz. And as for bruce he should get off your coat tails. And by the way bruce do you own a hummer as there was only two up at LMP that weekend? I guess I am trying to say we should stick together as we are the minority and we have enough people bagging us in oz already. I watched both machines at LMP and was quite impressed with both I mean you youself got pretty up in the air sideways up Camp road and it looked like you were sitting two inches higher in the drivers seat after this happened and that was not the best driving but I don't bag you I thought it looked great. I heard comments from other people and myselfthat they liked the hummers and after seeing the two of them they would consider one as their next purchase. So good on you both and stop the S#@T slinging and I think you might owe Skippy an apology.
Wasn't there and didn't see it but I can tell you that I have seen some people do some pretty dumb stuff off road. Wouldn't have mattered what they were driving, it was dumb. Part of the fun is pushing limits but carnage is expensive and no fun. I am on the side of Hummer people everywhere but lets face...dumb is dumb.


