I know I don't talk to you much, but I was wondering if this one time you could make my powerball numbers hit. After watching the Top Gear episode on BBC America featuring the Bugatti Veryon achieving a staggering 250 mph and bringing tears to the eyes of the driver, I have come to the realization that this is the car for me.

Oh, the joyous thoughts of speeding down the DC Metro area beltway sends tingles up my spine and makes me grin like a school girl.

I promise not to play with myself anymore, and to buy a 10,000 square foot house with a garage that would make Jay Leno proud to store it in.

Give Jesus my regards.

Yours truly
Gooch

 

No car in the world is worth that promise

 

"My friends all drive porsches, I must make this happen so there will be no bummer.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends who are dumber,
So lord, wont you buy me aloaded Hummer? My friends all drive porsches, I must make this happen so there will be no bummer.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends who are dumber,
So lord, wont you buy me a totally loaded Hummer?"

By.....Janice Jorplan.

 

and while you're at it... could you make impy a little less of a dik.....

 

please...without people like me and shorty this place would suckDamn, I get you in as a mod and this is the thanks I get?!?!

 

I think Chris did it.... he's got some real pull here....

 

sure

 

no $hit, i'm actually eating popcorn as i read this . . . . what timing . . . . . .[sm=insomnia.gif]

 

maybe your comment about tow straps got miscontrued as having something to do with a strap-on . . . . . . . . [sm=insomnia.gif]