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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 04:17 PM
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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my
sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
President?


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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 05:13 PM
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LMAO.....At least he has his priorities straight
 
Old Apr 24, 2007 | 05:46 PM
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my
sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
President?


Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 09:01 AM
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LOL! Now that gives true meaning of "dysfunctional family"
 
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