Always a woman first..
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Always a woman first..
Al, Bill &Hillary go to Heaven
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believein?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election,but that it was your willthat I did not serve. AndI've come to understandthat now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believein?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I'vesinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man,
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and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven,my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do youbelieve in?"
"I believe you're in my chair"[/blockquote]
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believein?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election,but that it was your willthat I did not serve. AndI've come to understandthat now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believein?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I'vesinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man,
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and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven,my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do youbelieve in?"
"I believe you're in my chair"[/blockquote]
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RE: Always a woman first..
ORIGINAL: RutDogg
Hillary is the devil! [align=center]
Hillary is the devil! [align=center]