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Dennis 02-14-2007 10:18 AM

Always a woman first..
 
Al, Bill &Hillary go to Heaven

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believein?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election,but that it was your willthat I did not serve. AndI've come to understandthat now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believein?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I'vesinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man,
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and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven,my son. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do youbelieve in?"

"I believe you're in my chair"
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RutDogg 02-14-2007 10:33 AM

RE: Always a woman first..
 
I'm not a fan of Hillary, but that was funny.:D:D:D

JM 02-14-2007 10:40 AM

RE: Always a woman first..
 
Be careful abt what you say to Dennis about Hilly.
He got one of her picture hanging above his bed.One more comment like this and he might ban you:eek:

RutDogg 02-14-2007 10:51 AM

RE: Always a woman first..
 

ORIGINAL: JM

Be careful abt what you say to Dennis about Hilly.
He got one of her picture hanging above his bed.One more comment like this and he might ban you:eek:

http://emoticons4u.com/obscene/eck15.gif

LawWyfe 02-14-2007 12:12 PM

RE: Always a woman first..
 
dang...gonna burn in[sm=badbadbad.gif] for that one! lol

Sugardaddy 02-14-2007 08:25 PM

RE: Always a woman first..
 
:D:D:D:D

HummBob 02-14-2007 09:52 PM

RE: Always a woman first..
 

ORIGINAL: LawWyfe

dang...gonna burn in[sm=badbadbad.gif] for that one! lol
With Hillary;)

RutDogg 02-14-2007 09:58 PM

RE: Always a woman first..
 
Hillary is the devil! http://www.geocities.com/newhcmfemoticons/e57.gif http://www.geocities.com/newhcmfemoticons/e89.gif [align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]

HummBob 02-14-2007 10:15 PM

RE: Always a woman first..
 
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Unfrotuanely if the Bleeding Heart LIBERALS get their way......That DEVIL will be Running Your Country!!![:@][:@][/align]

RutDogg 02-14-2007 10:25 PM

RE: Always a woman first..
 
I don't think she stands a chance. Would you vote for this?

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2...5/ButtUgly.jpg

I'd rather vote for this Hillary:

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2...HotHillary.jpg



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