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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 10:18 AM
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Al, Bill &Hillary go to Heaven

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believein?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election,but that it was your willthat I did not serve. AndI've come to understandthat now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believein?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I'vesinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man,
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and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven,my son. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do youbelieve in?"

"I believe you're in my chair"
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 10:33 AM
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I'm not a fan of Hillary, but that was funny.
 
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 10:40 AM
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Be careful abt what you say to Dennis about Hilly.
He got one of her picture hanging above his bed.One more comment like this and he might ban you
 
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 10:51 AM
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Be careful abt what you say to Dennis about Hilly.
He got one of her picture hanging above his bed.One more comment like this and he might ban you
 
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:12 PM
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dang...gonna burn in[sm=badbadbad.gif] for that one! lol
 
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 08:25 PM
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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dang...gonna burn in[sm=badbadbad.gif] for that one! lol
With Hillary
 
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:58 PM
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Hillary is the devil! [align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]
 
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 10:15 PM
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Hillary is the devil! [align=center]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Unfrotuanely if the Bleeding Heart LIBERALS get their way......That DEVIL will be Running Your Country!!![:@][:@][/align]
 
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 10:25 PM
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I don't think she stands a chance. Would you vote for this?



I'd rather vote for this Hillary:



 



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