Tina and the Tiger Puzzle
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01-09-2008 | 05:28 PM
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Tina and the Tiger Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. Ihave got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it'sfinished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and shows himwhere she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her andsays, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able toassemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes herhand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, andthen ...."
He sighed, "...let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it'sfinished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and shows himwhere she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her andsays, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able toassemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes herhand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, andthen ...."
He sighed, "...let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
