stopped by cops tonight
there's nothing worse than the K-9 cops. smellin' like a kennel, dog slobber all over their uni's, milkbones in their pockets, dog snout in my groin. and the biggest dikheads are those corrections officers that think they're real cops. like keeping watch on someone that's behind bars is such a tough job . . . . . i just don't get it . . . . .
i thnk i'll go spray paint my side windows, just to pi$$ 'em all off . . . . .
i thnk i'll go spray paint my side windows, just to pi$$ 'em all off . . . . .
ORIGINAL: shortbus
there's nothing worse than the K-9 cops. smellin' like a kennel, dog slobber all over their uni's, milkbones in their pockets, dog snout in my groin. and the biggest dikheads are those corrections officers that think they're real cops. like keeping watch on someone that's behind bars is such a tough job . . . . . i just don't get it . . . . .
i thnk i'll go spray paint my side windows, just to pi$$ 'em all off . . . . .
there's nothing worse than the K-9 cops. smellin' like a kennel, dog slobber all over their uni's, milkbones in their pockets, dog snout in my groin. and the biggest dikheads are those corrections officers that think they're real cops. like keeping watch on someone that's behind bars is such a tough job . . . . . i just don't get it . . . . .
i thnk i'll go spray paint my side windows, just to pi$$ 'em all off . . . . .
Remember Tim, when you see me rolling through the Burg, You can pull be over to shoot the breeze. But, please don't bust me for my windows.
You should start a rumor in the police station that Hummers are light sensitive and need the tint. That way we will all be safe.
BTW, when I got pulled over in any of my vehicles, the first thing I did was put down the windows and turned on the light.
You should start a rumor in the police station that Hummers are light sensitive and need the tint. That way we will all be safe.
BTW, when I got pulled over in any of my vehicles, the first thing I did was put down the windows and turned on the light.
ORIGINAL: shortbus
there's nothing worse than the K-9 cops. smellin' like a kennel, dog slobber all over their uni's, milkbones in their pockets, dog snout in my groin.
there's nothing worse than the K-9 cops. smellin' like a kennel, dog slobber all over their uni's, milkbones in their pockets, dog snout in my groin.


(let's not forget that danged dog fur all over the car!


