I was perusing a thread on another site regarding Hummer Haters and was led to this little gem on yakon.com:

Chris, Chris, Chris...

I hate to disagree. But Hummers are the devil's mode of transport. They embody all of the the seven deadly sins:

Gluttony — It consumes far more resources than anyone should.

Pride — No other vehicle says "Look at me!" like a Hummer.

Envy — Specifically designed for those who are clearly overcompensating for an anatomical deficiency that has nagged them for decades.

Lust — Why else would it have such a massive back seat?

Rage — Ever meet one head-on on the skinny parts of Pleasant Street? Scary.

Sloth — They invariably are driven by people who can't seem to park it in one space, and are often all over the narrow roads.

Greed — It's the ultimate token of one's avarice.

It's only a legitimate choice if you are hell-bound in the first place. Scum. That's what Hummer drivers are. Demonic, sickend-souled scum.

Of course, you are entitled to your opinion... Even if its wrong.


This dude is a strong proponent of the Hummer Salute, Hummer Sticker’ing and confrontational “education” of Hummer owners.

All I have to say is: Know thy enemy………..

 

YUP, That about sums it up!!

 

To spend that much time thinking and writing that, he (A) is a total jackass with nothing better to do (B)wants one himself

 

They probably all have shaved heads and lay around in groups of 100s, waiting for the next comet to pass by too...

 

GUILTY! On all accounts but ENVY! Cuz I aint lackin in any areas! The little TWIT probably drives a Ford Escort!

oh and parking... I can park the heck out of my H3!

 

I think the little fagot is refering to the H2 and up or down in numbers...

 

I've got some KoolAid,an old garbage can, a stick for stirring and a stack of old beer cups I'll give 'em----[sm=badbadbad.gif]

 

what a dik.....I hate stupid people. out of my last 5 trucks (including my new dodge) the h3 is the MOST practical and economc friendly. You want to waste your short time on this earth bitching and complaining about dumbcrap, whynarrow your target field to one brand of vehicle? It makes no sence!!!

 

Intellegence never frightened me ... but stupidity, especially of this caliber ... scares the living f*ck out of me ...

 

While I believe in being a responsible citizen AND a Hummer owner, it is zealots like these that contribute to the disassociation of of people, on both sides of the fence.