Ode to Hilljob - A Poem by HummerGuy
#11
11-03-2007, 10:05 PM
RE: Ode to Hilljob - A Poem by HummerGuy
ORIGINAL: Muddydawg75
too rough.....
more like....
you guessed it Bob.....
ORIGINAL: Bennersj
[sm=icon_beat.gif] is that better, feeling right at home now?
[sm=icon_beat.gif] is that better, feeling right at home now?
more like....
you guessed it Bob.....
I KNEW the PILLOW were Coming Out!!!! JAJAJA
#13
11-04-2007, 08:24 AM
RE: Ode to Hilljob - A Poem by HummerGuy
Hey Mike H....
Considering all of this attention you've been getting lately, were I you....I'd be checking the
bushes outside my house every evening, dead-bolting the doors and sleeping with a large
caliber, semi-automatic firearm of some sort and a nearby stash of loaded hi-cap magazines.
Sometimes you wonder about these guys and other times.......You just know.......
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Considering all of this attention you've been getting lately, were I you....I'd be checking the
bushes outside my house every evening, dead-bolting the doors and sleeping with a large
caliber, semi-automatic firearm of some sort and a nearby stash of loaded hi-cap magazines.
Sometimes you wonder about these guys and other times.......You just know.......
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#16
11-04-2007, 06:05 PM
RE: Ode to Hilljob - A Poem by HummerGuy
he loves the attention.... don't let him fool you.....
#18
11-04-2007, 06:12 PM
RE: Ode to Hilljob - A Poem by HummerGuy
HAHA..... your intake tubes look nice.... I just can't use one....
#20
11-05-2007, 09:53 AM
RE: Ode to Hilljob - A Poem by HummerGuy
Knock, Knock ................... at the door.
Two guys in trench coats:..................Mr. H???? Is this one of YOUR intake tubes?????
Jilljib, or hilljob if you like: er,......yes it is?
Trench coats: (quick flash of a plastic ROTM badge) We need you to come downtown, seems someboys in Jersey have devised a terrorist plot by using these tubes![:@]
Jilljib: But, uh............. they are for a Hummer.
Trench coats: No thanks, (w/ Hasslehoff grin)but come with us! [:@]One of the suspects goes by importkiller, and he is trying to throw us off by driving round town in a ricer, using the alias......."ricecakes".
Jilljib: I can explain, .................I even have dyno paper on the tubes....?[X(]
Trench coats: Yeah yeah, that's what they all say. [:@] They have accomplices in Canada, and Texas, even one guy looking for these tubes in the middle east.[:@]
Jilljib: Yes, I know, I have them on ebay and even used my last name on a forum?
Trench coats: [sm=bicker.gif] Uhem......... [sm=chattypair.gif]..............Cell phone rings...Yes sir we have our man, and....he looks like he'll rat out the cell!
More after this commercial break..........................
Two guys in trench coats:..................Mr. H???? Is this one of YOUR intake tubes?????
Jilljib, or hilljob if you like: er,......yes it is?
Trench coats: (quick flash of a plastic ROTM badge) We need you to come downtown, seems someboys in Jersey have devised a terrorist plot by using these tubes![:@]
Jilljib: But, uh............. they are for a Hummer.
Trench coats: No thanks, (w/ Hasslehoff grin)but come with us! [:@]One of the suspects goes by importkiller, and he is trying to throw us off by driving round town in a ricer, using the alias......."ricecakes".
Jilljib: I can explain, .................I even have dyno paper on the tubes....?[X(]
Trench coats: Yeah yeah, that's what they all say. [:@] They have accomplices in Canada, and Texas, even one guy looking for these tubes in the middle east.[:@]
Jilljib: Yes, I know, I have them on ebay and even used my last name on a forum?
Trench coats: [sm=bicker.gif] Uhem......... [sm=chattypair.gif]..............Cell phone rings...Yes sir we have our man, and....he looks like he'll rat out the cell!
More after this commercial break..........................