Jeep...sounds like you know this from experience?

 

i DO. i WENT dOWN a WAterSLIDE THat GOEs str8 dOWN AT adVENTURE iSNLAd. i dIDN'T knOW YOU weRE sUPPOSed TO crOSS YOUR leGS.aLL i THOUGHT oF DOUING wAS bRACING my LEGS oPEN ANd 200 POUNDS OF WATER FLUSHING UP AND HITTING THE ShALLOw END pULLeD mY nUTS UP tO mY cHIN. i LAYED THERE FOR ABOUT 20 MIN BefoRE LIFEGuARD aKED WHAT hAPPeNED. jULY 2002 BAD SUMMER ALL KINDs OF dOctOrS LOOKeD AT MY NUTs THAT YEAR. 5 YEARS lATER sTiLL!!! eVERRYoNE jUS wANTS TO lOOK aT MY NUTs AMD tHIS iS wHY i bOUGHT a HUMMER!!!