Murphy's Other 15 Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well . . .night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait,
may be the things left by those, who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands oftwelve people,
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.[/align]

 

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Very good!!!

 

 

my personal favorite - "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

 

GOOD ONE

 

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries

LMAO....how friggen true that is!!!!! I got one of those "shake" hummer flashlights for christmas...you know, no batteries you just shake it to charge it up and it works......of course I needed it when it was like zero degrees out.....word of advise, don't try shaking the light when you are numb from the cold and wearing gloves....that sum beech flew off the side of that mountian like a Roger Clemens fastball