> > One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
> > for a living.
> >
> > All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
> > salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
> >
> > However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> > teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
> > dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
> > men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is
> > really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night
> > for money."
> >
> >
> > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
> > children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
> > ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said,
> > "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
> > Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
> > say that in front of the other kids."