Hummer joke of the day!!
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Hummer joke of the day!!
A man walks into a HUMMER dealership.
He browses around, then spots the truck of his dreams and walks over to inspect it.
As he bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes
him.
Extremely embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as he turns back, there standing next to him, is a salesman.
"Good day, Sir, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this manly vehicle?
He answers, "Sir, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching
it... you're going to **** when you hear the price
He browses around, then spots the truck of his dreams and walks over to inspect it.
As he bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes
him.
Extremely embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as he turns back, there standing next to him, is a salesman.
"Good day, Sir, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this manly vehicle?
He answers, "Sir, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching
it... you're going to **** when you hear the price
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