H2 saved my *** today. Coming into El Paso and getting onto the Patriot Freeway, some moron in the middle lane pulling a camper tried to have angry sex with the HUMMER. Laid on the horn but the jackass kept coming, so I yanked left, up over the curb and into the dirt. THEN the retard saw me and jerks it back into his lane.

I waited till traffic cleared then pulled back over the curb and onto the freeway. Adreneline was still kicking but I remembered jumping the curb, so pulled over to check for damage. The Nittos took it all in stride, no exchange of paint was seen, so I climbed back aboard and continued to the airport for my flight to Houston.

Been thinking about trading the beast, now I'm glad she was strapped to my heinie this morning. What a machine!

 

WOW ! That was close. Good bit of driving on your part.