boy am I in trouble!!
ORIGINAL: importkiller
hummbob passing me in post count and me needeing to take my new truck for a drive are two totally different things!!!

hummbob passing me in post count and me needeing to take my new truck for a drive are two totally different things!!!


ORIGINAL: importkiller
I am going nuts bieng on bedrest for the last few weeks, so last night I waited till 2 am when I knew my wife was asleep and snuck out to take the new truck for a spin. I left a note on my pillow in case she woke up, so she wouldn't worry. I went out for a 30 minute drive or so and got pulled over for doing 50 in a 35....luckily I got away with only a written warning. Well I snuck back into bed and all was good....she never woke up!! It all fell apart around 7 o'clock tonight when she was doing the laundry and found the written warning in my pants pocket, dated this morning at 2:25 AM....DOH!!!!!!!
SO I'm busted, can't talk my way out of it...might as well come clean...........Hun, my brother wore those pants last night cause his ripped and he dropped them off today while you were at work. Why is my Dodge vin # and plate #'s on the ticket ? ....umm...see....his pants ripped while he was trying to fix his jeep on the side of the road when it died on him. He walked to our house and took my pants and my truck. Thats EXACTLY what happened hun.
I don't think she bought it[&:] This one may cost me a few pairs of shoes to get out of.

I am going nuts bieng on bedrest for the last few weeks, so last night I waited till 2 am when I knew my wife was asleep and snuck out to take the new truck for a spin. I left a note on my pillow in case she woke up, so she wouldn't worry. I went out for a 30 minute drive or so and got pulled over for doing 50 in a 35....luckily I got away with only a written warning. Well I snuck back into bed and all was good....she never woke up!! It all fell apart around 7 o'clock tonight when she was doing the laundry and found the written warning in my pants pocket, dated this morning at 2:25 AM....DOH!!!!!!!
SO I'm busted, can't talk my way out of it...might as well come clean...........Hun, my brother wore those pants last night cause his ripped and he dropped them off today while you were at work. Why is my Dodge vin # and plate #'s on the ticket ? ....umm...see....his pants ripped while he was trying to fix his jeep on the side of the road when it died on him. He walked to our house and took my pants and my truck. Thats EXACTLY what happened hun.
I don't think she bought it[&:] This one may cost me a few pairs of shoes to get out of.


Sheeeeeeesh .. do I have to teach you EVERYTHING!?!?!!?





I want to put something out here to all of the bro's. I will be IM'ing all of you guys with a forwarding phone number. So when you're out being player's, when your significant other calls, it will go to my phone, and I will take care of the situation.[8D]
AWESOME! Word of caution though .. it's my business phone .. and they call me A LOT .. especially in the middle of the night .. LOL!!!! I think I just got my 6.5 year oncall streak over and done with ... thanks SD!!!!! :-)



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