A poor virgin 16 year old boy is about to go to his girlfriend's house for dinner. He is nervous because she told him that tonight, she wants to go all the way. The boy doesn't know what to do so he talks to his local pharmacist. The pharmacist is very helpful and tells the boy everything he needs to know.
That night, the boy goes over to the girl's house and sits down for dinner. The whole time the girl's dad is just staring at the boy. "You're awfully quiet." she says.
"I had no idea your dad is a pharmacist"

 

That one was funny.

 

oldie but good. didn't happen to you did it Ryan?

 

Ok Muddy, 1 + 3......FUNNY!!!!!


#2.......[:'(]

 

No.. I would start crying right then and there :|

 

ryan the correct response is ...run.