2-21-08 Jokes
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2-21-08 Jokes
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A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'
'Yeah . Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'
'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, th e warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the redneck.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'The FISH!', replied the warden.
'What fish?', replied the redneck....
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'
'Yeah . Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'
'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, th e warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the redneck.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'The FISH!', replied the warden.
'What fish?', replied the redneck....
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RE: 2-21-08 Jokes
A koala bear from Australia decided to take a vacation to New York City to enjoy a different culture. After arriving in New York and getting settled in at his hotel, the koala bear decided to take a walk. After touring this adventurous city for a few hours he noticed several women on the side of the street strutting their stuff.
The koala bear approached one of them and asked, "What are you doing?"
The woman replied "I'm a prostitute. Are you looking for a good time?"
The koala bear immediately replied yes.
"Do you wanna have sex?" the prostitute asked.
"Well, sure. I mean, I did come here to live up the true New York experience," said the bear with a grin on his face.
The prostitute grabbed the bear's hand and directed him to her apartment where they had sex. Soon after, the koala bear got out of bed and proceeded to the door.
The prostitute yelled, "Where are you going?"
The bear told her that he was done and it was time for him to go. "I'm a prostitute. You have to pay me!"
The bear said with a disgusted tone, "Since when do I have to pay for sex?"
The prostitute replied, "Everyone I have sex with has to pay. It's in the dictionary, look it up."
The koala bear agreed to pull out a dictionary from one of her shelves to look up the word "prostitute." It said, "A woman who has sex in exchange for money."
The prostitute immediately started to chuckle and asked for her money. The koala bear then remarked, "Okay, to make it even, why don't you look up the word koala bear?"
The prostitute grabbed the dictionary and looked up "koala bear." The bear said, "Go ahead, read it aloud!"
The prostitute read the definition out loud. "An Australian animal that eats bush and leaves."
