Women are mean
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Women are mean
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple andfor being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with mydarling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary IIappeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful jerks should remember fairies are female.....
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple andfor being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with mydarling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary IIappeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful jerks should remember fairies are female.....
