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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, I'm Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going.
The young guy says, That's OK. Its a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I cant find her and I'm
getting a little desperate.
The old guy says, Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, Well, she is 24 years old, tall,
with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, big *****, and
she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no
bra.
What does your wife look like?
The old guy says, Doesn't matter --- lets look for
yours.
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, I'm Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going.
The young guy says, That's OK. Its a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I cant find her and I'm
getting a little desperate.
The old guy says, Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, Well, she is 24 years old, tall,
with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, big *****, and
she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no
bra.
What does your wife look like?
The old guy says, Doesn't matter --- lets look for
yours.
...Thats funny, but when I am in Home Depot with my husband..I'm always looking for him.
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RE: wives
Well, since Home Depot fired the four guys that helped police capture a couple of scumbag shoplifters...I've torn up my CC and called Home Depot and cancelled my account and told them why....Lowe's will be getting allmy buisness from now on.
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ORIGINAL: Dennis
Well, since Home Depot fired the four guys that helped police capture a couple of scumbag shoplifters...I've torn up my CC and called Home Depot and cancelled my account and told them why....Lowe's will be getting allmy buisness from now on.
Well, since Home Depot fired the four guys that helped police capture a couple of scumbag shoplifters...I've torn up my CC and called Home Depot and cancelled my account and told them why....Lowe's will be getting allmy buisness from now on.
Except we don't have LOWE'S so I got to RONA!! Same ****!!!
http://www.rona.ca/content/home
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RE: wives
ORIGINAL: Dennis
Well, since Home Depot fired the four guys that helped police capture a couple of scumbag shoplifters...I've torn up my CC and called Home Depot and cancelled my account and told them why....Lowe's will be getting allmy buisness from now on.
Well, since Home Depot fired the four guys that helped police capture a couple of scumbag shoplifters...I've torn up my CC and called Home Depot and cancelled my account and told them why....Lowe's will be getting allmy buisness from now on.
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