how do i get tickets?

 

Oprah is the devil incarnate and must be destroyed.

It would be best for your wife to avoid her evil influences at all costs.

Do not let her fall to the dark side. Be strong my brother.

 

So Gunner, are you slated to be a guest on Oprah? Sounds like you may? have some issues. Dr. Phil may want to put you up in his house to work
through some of this pent up frustration.

I think you should start with an open mind and put a large "OPRAH" sticker on your 3!

With that having been brought out in the open, to heal this festering wound, Oprah eats cheeseburgers and drinks Schlitz! She's a poser!!! er.......HOSER!

 

skippy, there is something like a year's waiting list for tickets. You really have to know somebody to get them, or wait on the list forever.

Are you going to be visiting Chicago soon?

 

No tickets available until next season. They are by-phone only:

http://www.oprah.com/tows/program/to...getticks.jhtml

 

Wow HummerGuy is there anything you would like to tell us? It sounds like you watch Oprah or at the very least have gone to one of her shows.

 

My wife has been asking me for tickets for a long time.

 

Yeah sure...blame the wife. Skippy you may try some of the ticket services. They may have some someone is trying to scalp. Might try Ebay also. I agree with Gunner though, I would try to keep your wife away from the evil clutches of the shewitch.

 

Just need to ask...WHY!!!

 

Why what?