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Old 09-06-2006, 01:42 AM
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This was posted on another forum by a self proclaimed warrior of Liberlism..Author unknown.

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[b]Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.
Q: That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons with which they could have fought back?
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.
Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.
Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?
A: Right.
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.
Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.
Q: And like in China, too?
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?
A: Don't be a smart-***.
Q: I didn't think I was being one.
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.
Q: What's a military coup?
A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.
Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a mili
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 02:38 AM
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Default RE: Why did we attack Iraq daddy?

man, anybody want to make cliff notes?
 
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cliff notes....LMAO

my answer to why we invaded iraq.....we ran out of paper targets and needed some practice[sm=shootshoot.gif][sm=patriot.gif]
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:04 AM
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cliff notes....LMAO

my answer to why we invaded iraq.....we ran out of paper targets and needed some practice[sm=shootshoot.gif][sm=patriot.gif]
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interesting.
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:40 PM
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did we have too many live soldiers as well? or does our intellectually deprived government think they're worth as much as paper targets? what have we gained, aside from an increase in body bag manufacturing?
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:41 PM
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This sounds like it's Wikipedia bound
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 03:14 PM
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did we have too many live soldiers as well? or does our intellectually deprived government think they're worth as much as paper targets? what have we gained, aside from an increase in body bag manufacturing?

I think we got alot accomplished, got a murdering terrorist funding leader out of power and in Jail (soon to be killed) Got rid of bin ladens #2+#3 plus hundreds of other "officers", we got intel that has broken up numerous terror cells that could have killed more innocent Americans. Sure we lost soldiers but that is the price of freedom. How many terrorist attacks have happened in the USA since we went over to Iraq?
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:12 PM
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sounds like a press release. but, it's not worth discussing, i'm sure i'm outnumbered on this site. there are definitely points i agree with, but as a veteran, it sucks to see that the military is being run by such incompetent leaders that have no idea how to use the force they've been given.
 
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I agree that the armed forces weren't used as they should have been as far as miltary planning.
 
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