no ticket? did you have CA plates?

 

Illinois Plates... on my Exploder... the only thing he was honestly pissed about was I pulled over on the left... and that was at least 10 minutes of the lecture...

I've been lucky and I think 90% of it is because of my Yes Sir, No Sir policy.... I got pulled over for 88 in a 65 on the ACE a couple months agoand when the cop walked up I asked him "Can I help you sir?" He laughed and eventually gave me a $46 seat belt no point ticket...

 

i've only gotten away without a ticket once, in Wyoming. it was a written warning. all the others have given me a ticket - bastards.[:@]

 

16 years licensed driving.... pulled over at least 65 times....

the most memorable ones....

1 DUI doing 65 in a 65.... got nailed for a lift law check on I-80
1 65 in a 50.... talked down from 94 in a 50
1 60 in a 55 following too close - Warning
1 91 in a 55 - Lecture
1 88 in a 65 - Warning, Seat Belt ticket

 

only my first one stands out - 83 on PCH in Huntington Beach. nicest cop i've ever met - but the bastard still gave me a ticket . . . . . i still have it too . . . . . .

 

CHP lost my wallet after they arrested me.... left it on the cowl of the cruiser... I got it back 3-4 days later.

 

did they party on your credit cards?

 

no... and it sucked that my buddies ex wife had to come pick me up.... get my truck out of impound... and then gave me gas money... and then she baked me cookies...

 

baked you cookies, or baked YOUR cookies?

 

it was all innocent.... honest.... the reason I got in the truck and drove all ****ed up was because she was attacked... and basically fought off a rape.... and I'd do it again... she was a good friend and I didn't care if she got tired of my buddies ****...