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Old May 31, 2008 | 12:52 PM
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Looking for a part-time wife that has goodvehicledetailingabilities. Laundry and cooking skills desirable, but not required. Approximately 10- 15 hrs per week.Some weekends may be asked of you, including"Nights out with the guys" if the full-time wife can'tmake it.Pay is $10.00/hr. Benefits of vision, dental, health coverage are not something I offer to part-timers. I am willing to negotiate on other benefits based on qualifications and willingness to learn new things. I prefer someone with a "model look" with "model brains" to ensure a perfect fit. This position requires someone who was born a female and continues to look like a female. (Sorry HummBob.)

I currently have a full-time wife, so that spot has been filled. (But due to the constant enviromentchanges and monthly mood swings, a full-time position could come up at any time.)

Feel free to PM me so we can talk about our needs and abilities.



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Old May 31, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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[8D]
 
Old May 31, 2008 | 06:19 PM
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You're gonna be in trouble......
 
Old May 31, 2008 | 08:27 PM
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You're gonna be in trouble......


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Old May 31, 2008 | 10:31 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!
 
Old Jun 2, 2008 | 12:25 PM
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 02:03 PM
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And you thought I was acting wierd yesterday [>:]
 
Old Jun 2, 2008 | 10:10 PM
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haha, I like the concept though!
 
Old Jun 3, 2008 | 12:31 PM
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My wife is available. wait she doesn't do anything , nevermind. I forgot that her nickname is rug.
 
Old Jun 3, 2008 | 10:06 PM
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LOL!!!!
 



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