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A truely AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL joke....

Old Feb 17, 2008 | 07:28 AM
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In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man's strength and courage came from his beard. Thus, the man with the biggest beard was their chief.

After leading the band for many years, Benny decided he wanted to shave.
He asked the elders for their advice. They were shocked. They reminded him
of the ancient warning that the leader who shaved would be turned into
earthenware.

Benny scoffed at that, and cut his beard. As the final whisker was cut, a
huge dust storm came up. When it cleared, there stood a man-sized clay
vessel. The elders knew the legend must be true.


Their conclusion? "A Benny shaved is a Benny urned." [/blockquote]
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:12 AM
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Om my God you have reached a new low.
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:13 AM
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You are right................that was bad
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:13 AM
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VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:18 AM
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Don't be too proud of youself[>:]
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:19 AM
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I have to see how 3hummers, rhill20, and Tina weigh in on this one....
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:20 AM
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What you don't like our opinions?
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:23 AM
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sometimes some of you like them and some don't.... so... I have to see...
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:30 AM
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I guess we don't matter Trey[>:]
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:32 AM
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no... you hate it... and that was the goal... but if one of them like it... then I have to start all over again.... I need everybody to hate it....
 

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