A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ----he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied.

"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied.

"Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

 

 

 

A man sitting in at a window seat of an airplane and next to him was an empty seat ..with the plane about to depart for Chicago...at the last minute a gorgeous drop dead hot chick got on the plane and made her way back to his the empty seat next to him (oh thank you God he thought to himself)..After a while into the flight he was eager to strike upa conversation with this voluptuous babe and so he began by asking her what was her trip to Chicago was for...She replied that she was on her way to a nymphomaniac convention and she was the guest speaker...As his anticipation rose, she went on to say that she would be speaking about the urban myths of male sexuality...And one of the topics was to dispel the myth that Black Afro-American men has the larger *****...He encouraged her to go on..She continued to say, that in fact that the Jewish man made the better lover and that the Native American Indian has the largest *****.....Finally she stopped herself and politely asked..I'm sorry, but I didn’t catch your name..He eagerly said Oh a, um, er, it's Tonto...Tonto Steinburg..Very pleased to meet you....[8D]

 

 

...I just read this in my E-Mail.

 

 

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