Top 10 Redneck Pick-Up Lines
Thread Starter
|
Senior Member
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 16,711
Top 10 Redneck Pick-Up Lines
No Offense to my Redneck HUMMER Brethren!!
10) Did you fart?cuz you blew me away.
9) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
8) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
7) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
5) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'Woman - 'WHAT?'Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
4) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
3) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
And.... the best for last!
1) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
10) Did you fart?cuz you blew me away.
9) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
8) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
7) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
5) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'Woman - 'WHAT?'Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
4) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
3) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
And.... the best for last!
1) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Thread Starter
|
Senior Member
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 16,711
RE: Top 10 Redneck Pick-Up Lines
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
kild1
PRIVATE For Sale / Trade Classifieds
21
Aug 11, 2007 07:23 PM
Gunner_45
PRIVATE For Sale / Trade Classifieds
40
Mar 6, 2007 02:39 AM
