Tater Salad
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Tater Salad
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. [/align]
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.. They're years outta style. [/align][/align]
Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. [/align][/align]
I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want! [/align][/align]
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. [/align][/align]
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick! [/align][/align]
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" [/align][/align]
"Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]
