A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. [/align]
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.[/align]
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. [/align]
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. [/align]
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. [/align]
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.[/align][/align]'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.[/align][/align]'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. [/align][/align]'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. [/align][/align]As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' [/align]
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, thentook her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we' re not having any of that Brokeback Mountain**** in our garden.......[/align]

 

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Wonder if Bob will like it.... he lubs the spiders...

 

 

Did I finally post the perfect joke?

 

Way to go Muddy...its about time.

 

Or do you think Trey will boo it just to be a dik....

 

that's funny