My co-worker just came up to me and tells me "I saw some guys looking at your Hummer this morning. One of them was asking the other one what the handles were for, and grabbed them and started humping it" so I said "YOU ARE FULL OF IT" and he said "I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT" and I said "Was he hanging on them and pulling them?" and he said "Not really, I think he was just holding them and moving back and forth" and I said "Well why the hell didn't you tell him to stop" and he said "because they walked away before I had a chance" and I say to myself "I will have the first H3 with a 24 hour time lapsed survelllence system on it with camera's on the dash" and Dennis will say "You are truely a nut" and I will say "Yes but I don't want anybody screwing with that car because I work too hard to have my property decimated by morons" and then, and then, and then.....

@#@#$ morons.

 

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go to that website and see if it's there yet . . . .

 

Is this YOURS?

http://www.ihumpedyourhummer.com/blo...aught-on-tape/

 

nope, not mine. that one was too shiny

 

That's what I figured. I didn't see it covered in mud

It's not on that site. I'm sure with the amount of chrome I have on it that it's only a matter of time I show up on one of those sites.

 

WOW someone you don't even know took your H3's cherry.

 

I would say the cherry was gone.... Hell, Little Richard is in the passenger seat.

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Probably buffed off from all that dry humping..

 

I had a wild Turkey pecking at my rear passanger door last week.
They can run fast i tell you.[:@]

 

Hummer humping is not as rare as you might think.

Because of the nationwide outbreak in Hummer humping I installed the solid metal chrome hood replacement peice with the metal handles so as to give a better grip for any random humper.
I am next going to install a hood mounted condom dispenser as I am growing weary of having to clean the front bumper on a semi-daily basis.
Granted, some of the humping has been done by me but its my Hummer and I should be able to show my love for it without judgement anytime I wish, but I agree, when a stranger humps your Hummer thats just not right.

Question, when your Hummer got humped,, what was it wearing ???

Davyo

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