Romance Math
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I can't find the thread about the guy here getting married soon..So this is for you
>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>
>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>
>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>
>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
>_____________________________
>SHOPPING MATH
>
>A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
>
>A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
>
________________________
>GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
>
>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>_____________________________
>HAPPINESS
>
>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>little.
>
>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
>understand her at all.
>______________________________
>LONGEVITY
>
>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
>more willing to die.
>______________________________
>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>
>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>_____________________________
>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>_____________________________
>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
>
>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.
>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>
>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>
>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>
>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
>_____________________________
>SHOPPING MATH
>
>A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
>
>A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
>
________________________
>GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
>
>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>_____________________________
>HAPPINESS
>
>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>little.
>
>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
>understand her at all.
>______________________________
>LONGEVITY
>
>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
>more willing to die.
>______________________________
>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>
>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>_____________________________
>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>_____________________________
>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
>
>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.
