Riiiight ... you do realize that's just a matter of beers right ... I bet after 3-4 of em them eyeballs are floatin' around in there like they do in an empty rattle can LOL!

 

OK. I figured this thread out. Because of the title Riding Shotgun and the sexual innuendos it contains, my belief is this is the reason why this thread is what it is. You see, while I am trying to get on LawWyfe's (I don't know your name, sorry ) good side, Dennis is secretly trying to hook up with ZYNE.

I come back for ONE day, and the place goes to hell. It's good to be back!

 

Good to have you back too...Buttwipe[8D]

 

Damn, I hate a man with a better hairdo than me! [8D]as for taking a jump with you for a new pic..now just WHY would I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?? [X(]
(I prefer my adventures on the ground or in the water thank you very much!) Thanks for indulging me as well

 

I think I'm gunna be sick ......[:'(]

 

OH MY GOD IF I posted the joke I am thinking about, I would probably get my powers banned. Therefore, all of you MEN out ther, read that quote carefully, and laugh with me in spirit

 

Hey Nick - Remember me telling you my wife thinksyou and Iare soul mates........

How sick does THAT make you now? lol

Oh wait, she said "Oh my god you are SUCH a guy. A soul mate doesn't have to be someone you are in a relationship with" and my response is "when its two heterosexual men, that's ALL it means baby, and never more" lol

 

You have obviously not seen what we jump out of!! I've bailed out of the same plane twice in the same day because it broke down midflight. I've had to run out of a CASA 212-200 because it broke a turbine blade and sent it through the engine ... if you've never seen a quarter of a million dollars worth of engine explode .. it's rather ... sobering! Lets see here, what else do we have ... I saw a Bell 212 helicopter chop a man in the middle back 4-5 years ago, that was ... I don't have words for that kind of **** but it definitely left a lasting impression ... I've seen two skydivers land on a runway and get struck by the airplane landing ... I've bailed out of more Cessna's and king airs than most have had cars .. let's face it .. I feel 10 times safer OUTSIDE than in the plane ...Common, take the damn picture lol!

 

I'm gunna go ahead and grab my garbage can and go hide in a dark corner of my datacenter ... praying that no one will find me with my head in the bucket ....

 

WOW lol..thinkin ZYNE just really does not care for me (but, I kinda surmised that early on LOL)...OK now that we are all amused (perhaps not so amused LOL)....it was good for a fewgrins n giggles andon that note I think I will go tend to some of those domestic duties!