A manchecked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so
he thought he'd get himself one of those girls you see advertised in
phone booths when you're calling for a taxi so hegrabbed a card on
his way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Veronique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the
right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way
up.You know the kind. So he's in his room and figures, what the
heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello? Can I help you?" the woman says.
Wow! She sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex.

I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky
the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements,
toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and
heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup
and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9 first."

 

It happens.... stupid 9

 

that dang #9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

LOL, too funny.... I'm in Chicago now reading this and I have a funny story to tell along these lines,

This came from a co-worker. He and his regional peer were in a hotel for some business meetings in the spring time of this year. They were in the meeting and there was a tornado alert and they all moved to the basement of the building. It was a non-event.

Later that night after much dining and way too much drinking my buddy and his friend retired to their hotel rooms. My buddy thought it would be funny to call his buddy's room and yell "TORNADO M......F......" and would hang up. He did it about 3 times in ten minutes.

His buddy was staying in room 111, my drunk buddy dialed 9 then 111, he thought that was the procedure to call another room. Nope, he was dialing 911 direct. He'd yell out the forementioned words and hang up and laugh... about 10 minutes later he gets a knock on the door, he thinks it is his buddy. It's the hotel manager and city police. They wanted to know why he was calling 911 and yelling about a tornado. They didn't lock him up but he was on notice from the cops and the hotel. They believed he did it by accident and was trying to punk his buddy in room 111.

True story and I laughed my *** off when the other guy told me about it last month when were were working on the same location. My buddy never mentioned it to me, I guess he had enough embarrasment when it went down. Road Warriors are a different breed, spending a lot of time away from home in hotels you sometimes go a little crazy from cabin fever of the hotel rooms.

 

Bwaaa ! ! !

The closet I've got to that is a guy in the office who left a voice mail on the Software Support line
and forgot to hang up his cordless headset. His voice stopped, you heard a couple of doors
open and close then Ziiiippppp, an impressive flow began then ebbed to a small trickle. The icing on the cake was the Aaaahhhhhh then the Ziiipppp when all was done....That message was saved
and forwarded to every office in the company from Dallas to St Louis.

Classic.

 

Good Ones!!!!

 

now thats funny

 

The 911 is an instant classic.... everything about that is funny....

the pee one hits home a little bit.... for those that don't know.... Direct Connect on Nextel doesn't ALWAYS disconnect when you let go of the button..... I wasn't peeing.... but there is one Tech that knows what I think of them....