a poem for all you oldies
A fart it is apleasant thing,[/align][/align]
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It gives the belly ease,[/align][/align]
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It warmsthe bed in winter,[/align][/align]
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And suffocates the fleas.[/align][/align][/align]
A fart can be quiet, [/align][/align]A fart can be loud, [/align]Some leave a powerful, [/align]Poisonous cloud[/align][/align]A fart can be short, [/align]Or a fart can be long, [/align]Some farts have been known [/align]To sound like a song...... [/align][/align]A fart can create [/align]A most curious medley, [/align]A fart can be harmless, [/align]Or silent , and deadly. [/align][/align]A fart might not smell, [/align]While others are vile, [/align]A fart may pass quickly, [/align]Or linger a while...... [/align][/align]A fart can occur [/align]In a number of places, [/align]And leave everyone there, [/align]With strange looks on their faces. [/align][/align]From wide-open prairie, [/align][font=arial][color=#400080][size=4]To sma






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