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PERFECT EXCUSE[/align][/align][/align][/align]Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in
bed with a strange woman. She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back."[/align]He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"[/align]She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. And this had Better
be good!"[/align]He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young
lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and
asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.[/align][/align]She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.[/align]She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you
anymore,the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago that you
wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice.[/align]I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you
never served me.[/align]I showed her to the door .[/align]She was so grateful, for all these things, and she thanked me
profusely.[/align]But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked
me.
"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"[/align][/align]
bed with a strange woman. She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back."[/align]He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"[/align]She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. And this had Better
be good!"[/align]He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young
lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and
asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.[/align][/align]She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.[/align]She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you
anymore,the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago that you
wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice.[/align]I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you
never served me.[/align]I showed her to the door .[/align]She was so grateful, for all these things, and she thanked me
profusely.[/align]But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked
me.
"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"[/align][/align]
That's a good one!
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