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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Pennsylvania. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

 
Old Apr 24, 2007 | 12:25 PM
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Everyone knows you can't expect hot meals ALL the time, geez!
 
Old Apr 24, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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That why I married a woman from Denmark!
 
Old Apr 24, 2007 | 10:17 PM
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 12:14 AM
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 12:23 AM
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 03:20 AM
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 05:50 AM
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Pennsylvania. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 10:08 AM
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Old Apr 28, 2007 | 02:07 AM
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lmao....ain't that the truth Chris!! But what you didn't mention is that out of the three wives the one from PA could field dress a deer and drag it to your truck
 

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