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ZYNE, if your job sucks that bad, get a CDL and drive a truck. You can see the country- from the freeway, sleep 3 feet from where you work- in a little box barely big enough to stand up in and not enough room to take a full step in any direction, have some monkey of a dispatcher telling you how to drive your truck when they can barely identify a truck on sight, and put up with morons on the road who are too busy talking on the phone, eating, putting on makeup, shaving, reading, swatting kids in the "wayback" seats, and picking thier nose to drive. But the plus side is you can makeover $50K your first year, you meet strange and interesting people on a daily basis, and you don't have to pay rent anywhere if you don't want to. You also have the opportunity to go places and do things the average joe cant do, or it will cost a lot for them to do, and you get paid for it.
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RE: Occupations
ORIGINAL: HummerGuy
You just look like you want to kick someone's butt! I'll remember to follow WAY behind you on the trails lol
You just look like you want to kick someone's butt! I'll remember to follow WAY behind you on the trails lol
ORIGINAL: Dennis
I guess we'd better start calling you "BOSS"
I guess we'd better start calling you "BOSS"
There's a million of these!
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From: North Central Texas
RE: Occupations
So JD,
Just how lucrative IS that “Soap on a Rope†concession you ocifers run on the side ?
I'd wager it's enoughto keep you in tire money and dog chow...........
Sorry, I couldn’t resist…..Been watching to damn much Prison Break I guess.
Just how lucrative IS that “Soap on a Rope†concession you ocifers run on the side ?
I'd wager it's enoughto keep you in tire money and dog chow...........
Sorry, I couldn’t resist…..Been watching to damn much Prison Break I guess.
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From: North Central Texas
RE: Occupations
ORIGINAL: ZYNE
Skydiving = Stress management :-) And it's not just limited to airplanes .. I'll jump out of pretty much anything and everything that fly's or if it's tall enough ... one of these days I'll make it down to Angel Falls too
If I did tandems myself I guess the thought of it could've been attractictive .. but why ruin my life in the process when I can achieve a "career murder" so to speak!? At least you don't go to jail for that hehehehehehe .. Plus it would be rather fitting since he has forced anyone standing up to him outa here ... I think I'm the only one to get away with saying "F*CK YOU!" to their boss around here and still have a job ... Just goes to show he needs me more than I need them ... I would've been fired on the spot anywhere else .. but then again .. I guess when you throw immigrant schlur in someones face (I'm an immigrant lol) and you get a reaction to it .. it's better to keep your mouth shut then have HR know what you're doing to your employees ... I'm not one to seek out revenge normally but I'm gunna enjoy this **** LOL! Think of it as righting some wrongs. ..
Skydiving = Stress management :-) And it's not just limited to airplanes .. I'll jump out of pretty much anything and everything that fly's or if it's tall enough ... one of these days I'll make it down to Angel Falls too
If I did tandems myself I guess the thought of it could've been attractictive .. but why ruin my life in the process when I can achieve a "career murder" so to speak!? At least you don't go to jail for that hehehehehehe .. Plus it would be rather fitting since he has forced anyone standing up to him outa here ... I think I'm the only one to get away with saying "F*CK YOU!" to their boss around here and still have a job ... Just goes to show he needs me more than I need them ... I would've been fired on the spot anywhere else .. but then again .. I guess when you throw immigrant schlur in someones face (I'm an immigrant lol) and you get a reaction to it .. it's better to keep your mouth shut then have HR know what you're doing to your employees ... I'm not one to seek out revenge normally but I'm gunna enjoy this **** LOL! Think of it as righting some wrongs. ..
The IT job market IS a lot better these days...Not like it used to be, but better.......Get thy self to looking and casting about.....
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RE: Occupations
Never watched Prison break.. maybe 'cause I'm at work.. 
But since I bought this H3, I'm a broke ***.. I am poorer now thanI was before I bought it... (But I look good pulling into work!) Maybe I should make "Soap on a rope" to help recoup the H3 payment.
But since I bought this H3, I'm a broke ***.. I am poorer now thanI was before I bought it... (But I look good pulling into work!) Maybe I should make "Soap on a rope" to help recoup the H3 payment.
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From: North Central Texas
RE: Occupations
Considering your customer base, I'd say make it out of lye.....but then your sales would probably suck.
BTW: I knew a couple of guys that worked down at the TDC units in Huntsville TX....Holy **** @ the stories they would tell.
Almost as hair raising as the Nam stories some of my shooting buddies tell (only after you ply them with 6 or so beers, otherwise they wont talk)
BTW: I knew a couple of guys that worked down at the TDC units in Huntsville TX....Holy **** @ the stories they would tell.
Almost as hair raising as the Nam stories some of my shooting buddies tell (only after you ply them with 6 or so beers, otherwise they wont talk)
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RE: Occupations
Here's a couple for ya...
Acouple of months ago, one of our state inmates decided to fall off his rocker. He had been placed in an isolation cell and decided to smear feces allover the walls..
WhenI approached his cell, he stuck a fecal "log" onto his forehead and started screaming, "I'm a Unicorn!" while dancing around flapping his arms like a chicken...
Here is one that is very recent....
Since I am the booking officer for our shift, I don't get back to the halls very much. Well last Friday, I am walking by one of the cells and a guy comes up to the window and says, "You know anything about Real Estate?" Knowing this can't be a serious question, I tell him, "A little".
He says as he points to his groin and says,"Can you tell me if this is a lot?"
I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."
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Acouple of months ago, one of our state inmates decided to fall off his rocker. He had been placed in an isolation cell and decided to smear feces allover the walls..
WhenI approached his cell, he stuck a fecal "log" onto his forehead and started screaming, "I'm a Unicorn!" while dancing around flapping his arms like a chicken...
Here is one that is very recent....
Since I am the booking officer for our shift, I don't get back to the halls very much. Well last Friday, I am walking by one of the cells and a guy comes up to the window and says, "You know anything about Real Estate?" Knowing this can't be a serious question, I tell him, "A little".
He says as he points to his groin and says,"Can you tell me if this is a lot?"
I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."
[sm=happy046.gif]
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RE: Occupations
ORIGINAL: jdrew
Since I am the booking officer for our shift, I don't get back to the halls very much. Well last Friday, I am walking by one of the cells and a guy comes up to the window and says, "You know anything about Real Estate?" Knowing this can't be a serious question, I tell him, "A little".
He says as he points to his groin and says,"Can you tell me if this is a lot?"
I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."
[sm=happy046.gif]
Since I am the booking officer for our shift, I don't get back to the halls very much. Well last Friday, I am walking by one of the cells and a guy comes up to the window and says, "You know anything about Real Estate?" Knowing this can't be a serious question, I tell him, "A little".
He says as he points to his groin and says,"Can you tell me if this is a lot?"
I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."
[sm=happy046.gif]
To bad you play to a captive audience!