American Graffiti ( good one )

 

"Look, Elvis is dead, the government is not hiding UFOs, and there are no Indians in the Oxbow. "

 

The last of the dogmen

"Culture, .. you call this culture, .. guacamole and a ghetto blaster in the middle of the desert?!"

 

Fools Rush In

My turn:
"Whats the last thing you remember?"
"My Wife..."
"Thats sweet."
"....dying."

 

Momento

"You know, if you shoot me, your liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards"

 

Actually in English it's "Memento", but we will accept your Canadianese.

 

Sceptical at first, I see that you are correct, my neighbour to the south. Colour me red, I have no defence, and so apologise for this offence. I appreciate your candour, and that you tolerate this kind of behaviour(assuming you're not just humouring me). I will endeavour tocorrect this practise lestsome members amongst you harbour some animosity towards us Canucks, fuelling needless dialogue and rancour that would hold a grey cloud over our marvellous relationship.

 

Fletch

"What happens to that lie detector of yours when it detects your own bull****? "

 

I'm not good a this game as I don't googleto cheat...

Here's a tough one....

Does that thing come in adult size?

 

Hmm... that doesn't ring a bell with me.. I must not have seen it... or don't remember the line.

It's not, FIRE IN THE SKY, is it?

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Does that thing come in adult size?

Sounds familiar.. but I'm drawing a blank on it. I'll have to think about that one some more.