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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this [/align]absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the [/align]husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. [/align][/align]His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" [/align]"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." [/align]"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want [/align]a divorce." [/align][/align]"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we [/align]get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips [/align]to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in [/align]Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more [/align]yacht club. But the decision is yours." [/align][/align]Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous [/align]babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. [/align]"That's his mistress," says her husband.[/align] "Ours is prettier," she replies.[/align]
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this [/align]absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the [/align]husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. [/align][/align]His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" [/align]"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." [/align]"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want [/align]a divorce." [/align][/align]"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we [/align]get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips [/align]to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in [/align]Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more [/align]yacht club. But the decision is yours." [/align][/align]Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous [/align]babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. [/align]"That's his mistress," says her husband.[/align] "Ours is prettier," she replies.[/align]
