Michael Vicks Jury
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talking about Zesus I think this is funny.
Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot .
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot .
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 116
RE: Michael Vicks Jury
It is amazing that he found Jesus, just then. I get tired of hearing that, after the fact.How covenientto have found religion just prior to a press conference. Now that's what I call good timing. [sm=grinangel.gif]
And yes they are still going after the bonus, but what do they do if he spent it already, probably nothing. Maybe he can write a book just like OJ.
And yes they are still going after the bonus, but what do they do if he spent it already, probably nothing. Maybe he can write a book just like OJ.
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i do have a sense of humor and i do think that's funny, i also have a pix of a pit chasing mike vick on the field at my desk.....
i admit i am a big fan of Atlanta falcons with or withoutmike vick, i believe in forgiveness.. everyone makes mistakes... and i domean "each and Everyone of us" including me!!! although everyone is not under a media microscope like vick was...everyone'salways so quick to point fingerswithout knowing the whole story.. it just those damn activiststhat put so much hype that it's turned outto be this bigmediacircus...he does deserve his jail time asanyone should, but to never let him play again?? he's not running, or trying to lie, he admitted his guilt and takes full blame..that's the first step of reform..this world has got bigger problems than a few dead dogs that were just getting put out of their misery from fighting.. i have two pits and i love em' to death, (no pun intended) but thecrime to me is not that serious...
or maybe i'm just mad that we lost our star Qb... [:@][:@][:@][:@]
i do have a sense of humor and i do think that's funny, i also have a pix of a pit chasing mike vick on the field at my desk.....
i admit i am a big fan of Atlanta falcons with or withoutmike vick, i believe in forgiveness.. everyone makes mistakes... and i domean "each and Everyone of us" including me!!! although everyone is not under a media microscope like vick was...everyone'salways so quick to point fingerswithout knowing the whole story.. it just those damn activiststhat put so much hype that it's turned outto be this bigmediacircus...he does deserve his jail time asanyone should, but to never let him play again?? he's not running, or trying to lie, he admitted his guilt and takes full blame..that's the first step of reform..this world has got bigger problems than a few dead dogs that were just getting put out of their misery from fighting.. i have two pits and i love em' to death, (no pun intended) but thecrime to me is not that serious...
or maybe i'm just mad that we lost our star Qb... [:@][:@][:@][:@]
