Men Can't Win
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Men Can't Win
Men Can't Win[/align]
Why Men can't win...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your
butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore [/align]
Why Men can't win...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your
butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore [/align]
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Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 3,150
RE: Men Can't Win
Well .... Let's see ... I'm a perfect, supportive and thankful wife, 
therefore none of these apply to me! [8D]
BUT .... I do know some people that think like that, I'm just not one of them.
ORIGINAL: blackstangs281
Why Men can't win...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
I appreciate hard work and certainly do not complain about the time it takes to acheive.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your
butt and find something better.
I wouldn't work a boring repetitve job with low pay and wouldn't want my Hubby too either
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If Hubby gets a promotion I CELEBRATE it!
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
Always like to be told I look nice
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
I appreciate a sensitive guy
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
Now this could cause a problem, if it's a large amount purchase ... afterall I contribute to the income, I should be involved in the decisions
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
Depends on what I'm being asked to do
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
nope, not true for me
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
I LOVE flowers, the thought of him being after something has never crossed my mind until now! Thanks alot!
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
Why have a goal if you can't be proud when you acheive it?
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore [/size][/font][/align]
therefore none of these apply to me! [8D]BUT .... I do know some people that think like that, I'm just not one of them.
ORIGINAL: blackstangs281
Why Men can't win...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
I appreciate hard work and certainly do not complain about the time it takes to acheive.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your
butt and find something better.
I wouldn't work a boring repetitve job with low pay and wouldn't want my Hubby too either
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If Hubby gets a promotion I CELEBRATE it!
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
Always like to be told I look nice
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
I appreciate a sensitive guy
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
Now this could cause a problem, if it's a large amount purchase ... afterall I contribute to the income, I should be involved in the decisions
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
Depends on what I'm being asked to do
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
nope, not true for me
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
I LOVE flowers, the thought of him being after something has never crossed my mind until now! Thanks alot!
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
Why have a goal if you can't be proud when you acheive it?
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore [/size][/font][/align]
