Little Johnny - again
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Little Johnny - again
One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser, and dad standing behind her, hands holding her hips, going at it hard! Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished, Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened Johnny's bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny behind her, hands holding her hips, going at it hard. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?
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RE: Little Johnny - again
yeah... I never read on I didn't like....
kinda like this one...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroomand saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
kinda like this one...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroomand saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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RE: Little Johnny - again
ORIGINAL: Muddydawg75
One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser, and dad standing behind her, hands holding her hips, going at it hard! Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished, Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened Johnny's bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny behind her, hands holding her hips, going at it hard. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?
One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser, and dad standing behind her, hands holding her hips, going at it hard! Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished, Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened Johnny's bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny behind her, hands holding her hips, going at it hard. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?
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RE: Little Johnny - again
ORIGINAL: Muddydawg75
yeah... I never read on I didn't like....
kinda like this one...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroomand saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
yeah... I never read on I didn't like....
kinda like this one...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroomand saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
BOOOOO!!!Shoulda quit while you were ahead Muddy!!!
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RE: Little Johnny - again
ORIGINAL: HummBob
BOOOOO!!!Shoulda quit while you were ahead Muddy!!!
BOOOOO!!!Shoulda quit while you were ahead Muddy!!!
The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?"
Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?"
Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything".
Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?"
Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" The boy says " Beacause your finger smells like P U S S Y !"
