OK boys......Last time I had the H3 in for body work, I got the "Great White Whale"....a Buick Lucerne....

Remember the grampa car/ AARP card / rest home comments from DOC....?

This time it is a Silver Chrysler Sebring.........
Actually, I can't complain.....Cause I'm not sure they even had to give me a loaner on THIS deal....

So come on DOC...I'm expecting something special out of you on this one......

Let the ridicule begin.

Pic to follow:

 

From my last post in the ARrrrrrgh thread: No Aarp card in the glove box? Chrysler may want that back if they go on strike [:@]. Did you at least get a brush guard and nerf steps on this loaner. If it's a new one, it can heat your Java on the way into work, and cool your gingerale on the way home?? No sophistication factor like the Buick. [&o] BUT, I bet you can park it w/o trouble. [8D]

I got to run for a second. I'll be back. [sm=badbadbad.gif]

 

MMWWWAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA,

That car screams!!! "Hi boy'sim lookin for a good man"

*** car!! lol
We could start calling you "Tail Gunner" [sm=happybounce.gif]

Note: this is a sarcastic joke. I am not really attaking gunner.

 

Rise of the Silver Sebring? That is what the fantastic four drive ain't it??????
Tail Gunner, part of the fantabulous five. Able to jump a curb in a single drive by. That thing got any ground clearance???

I figure you have two options: 1. Install off road lights and a light bar with big Mud flaps and a whip antenna; or, 2. Take that thing thru the mud, big time, hood to rocker panel. Then turn it in when you pick up your hummer. The next guy needs a loaner will get the Buick. Just tell em, Hey I came in here with a Hummer, where did you think I would be driving it??? I wouldn't complain either, I'd be lettin the neighbor fetch groceries in it.

How is the cruisin for chickys in that gem???

 

I don't care WHAT you all say, the Sebring Touring convertible is awesome. I wanted to buy one, and I'm 31, but my wife says it's a worse stereotype then the Cadi's as far as it being, ya know, "an old people car".

Anyway, I don't see why everybody thinks that car is for seniors. It's a really nice car, well, at least the Limited Touring edition is.

 

Man, that is some funny ****...and I don't care who you are....

Here she is in all her glory and splendor:

Note: It has an aroma that is a cross between baby vomit and a stale El Producto.

 

Oh yeah......My two favorite exchanges of the day.

Wife: Honey, you have underwear that fit you better than that car.

Long time, seldom seenacquaintance:

Morgan: Hey *** wipe.
Mark: Yo dik lik.
Morgan: Who let you out of the funny farm?
Mark: The same people who let you out of the Mexican prison.

Blah, blah, blah...

Morgan: WTF is up with that skate? Thought you drove a Hummer.
Mark: I do, but it's in the shop right now.
Morgan: Right.....So is my Bentley.
Mark:AssHat.

 

That's some funny stuff.... I think DC took a step back with the new Sebring...the old ones were much sleeker.

 

thats some funny ****

 

Dang Mark, that thing looks clean, been waxing it????