Can we move on?.....Please!

 

Dennis (I still don't know your real name), I am truely dissappointed at your apparent disrespect for a fine automobile as the classic 80's TransAm, also known as the F-Body, or Firebird (depending on the package of course). Surely a man of your calibur and stature can understand the underlying sexual appeal of this fine piece of machinery, as if one was to almost magnetize the tremendous female population in which the car visually comes across on our vast country's roadways. In conclusion, please help Mark finish his pool.

Thank you again.

 

It's ..Tonto..Tonto Steinburg

 

https://www.hummerforums.com/fb.asp?m=48452

 

Uh huh. CHANGE YOUR ORIGINAL POST.

Here is what he REALLY said:

"My real name is Mark's Boyfriend"

Uh huh, suuurreeee