Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom, pulled Jim out
and brought him to his room

When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because
she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. She went to Edna and
said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that
you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a
crisis.

By jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient, you
displayed sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself in his bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after
you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

 

Good one Butch..

 

 

Good one

 

LMAO....sounds like my mother in law

 

 

LOL!!! [sm=icon_rofl.gif]