Truths that will become self evident if B. Obama is elected:

(Or so I am told byhis over zealous supporters) ---

Everyone will have a money tree growing in their front yard.

Gas will go down to 20 cents a gallon due the new found peace in the middle east.

Previously extinct species will return to the face of the planet.

Global warming will stop.

Our children will all have IQ's of 150+.

Everyone will stop smoking.

Our elderly will all have dignity of life and be well cared for in their golden years.

The rain forests will grow back.

The Cowboys, Rangers, Stars and the Mavericks will all win a championship at the same time.

Sunshine and flying monkeys will issue forth from the Stygian depths of HumBob's@ss.

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Well you better get to voting then

BTW: I'm NOT going to stop smoking[8D]

 

I would almost vote for Obama just to see the flying monkeys. ( ok no I wouldn't but I would like to see the flying monkeys though ) I'm afraid I have to vote for anybody but Obama or Hillary.

 

Pretty much the same boat I'm in. ALOT of people I talk to say the same thing. I think the DNC may have screwed themselves this time.

 

I hope so. We have a lot of very old Supreme Court judges that need to be replaced and if one of those two idiots appoint them this country is screwed for the next hundred years.

 

I've also been told, that upon Obama's election to office:

Osama will resurface and turn himself in.

Jimmy Hoffa will turn up in an old folks home in the Cayman's.

Elvis will issue a new album.

Rosie and Roseanne will STFU.

David Hasslehoff will finally come out of the closet and announce he and Eric Estrada are having one another's love child.

Arnold will finally get around to making "King Conan".

 

I would have to agreee with you guys on the voting thing.

 

Yeah.... can you imagine what the good ole boys in Boston are saying....

I think they assured 4 more years of republicans in office...

 

Don't WORRY!!!

John McCain will Clean UP!!!!

C'mon, Vietnam Vet, in a POW CAMP!!!

That BETTER get him the majority or Americans SUCK!!!

 

Not sure he will clean up everything, but it's pretty sad when a Canadian is the one that says that. Way to go Bob!